by Borrison the Wise April 30, 2016
having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.
by 5sosaddicted🖤 April 23, 2021
Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨
More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.
Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.
Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 04, 2020
by Henry jk November 05, 2015
It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.
yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.
by I_AM_HEMMOSEXUAL_BETCH June 25, 2018
Calum Hoodism is the uncommon condition, typically found in teenage girls or 22 year old who love the band 5SOS (5 seconds of summer). This condition causes the person to be obsessed/in love with the bass player, talk about him more often than not, stalk socials, have dozens of photos of them.. you get the point.
Person with condition: "omg did you hear?! 5SOS are going on tour, oh my god I get to see that sexy mf Calum Hood!"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
normal person: "oh cool!"
PWC: "Omg I loveeeee him, everything about him is perfect, his smile, hands, voice, h-"
normal person: "oh my god, do you ever shut up about him?"
PWC: "no... I have Calum Hoodism"
by 5SOS>>You May 28, 2023
a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
by uidgame January 03, 2023