communist

Someone whose mother never taught him that money doesn't grow on trees.

Communism only works for ants, bees and mole rats. Introduce any individuality into the economic system and it breaks down to form anarchy or totalitarianism. No communist system has ever worked in practice.

by George McBob May 25, 2009

Communist Party

A party where there's no coca cola

Hey where's the coke Jerry? oh blyat we in Soviet Russia there is no coke screw this communist party

by Mqr1o May 28, 2018

Chalmunist

A wild beastly of a man who's shadow will haunt the lives of his girlfriends of which he doesnt allow to eat, sleep, breath, talk, or go out at all without him being in her presence. An obsessed psycho who will laugh jolly one minute and then turn that jolly laugh into a raging laugh of horror as he gags his girlfriend for talking to his friends and having fun. A mad man who is a control freak.

My boyfriend wont let me go out tonight with my friends because he's a Chalmunist.

by saint lunatics November 27, 2012

communist shuffle

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

CommunistLoli

An insanely nice person who's willing to chill and relax. Gets anxious at times over small stuff. Is vertically challenged and has a talent for torturing people to the point where they question their existence. This person's existence is questionable to the thinnest line. Has a knack for animal crossing and plays it 24/7 and uses ddlc main theme to torture people. If a society was filled with people like CommunistLoli, it would be a torturous ride for many.

That person is being a CommunistLoli, look at his face.... filled with such terror and agony.....

by LuckyZephiq May 10, 2020

Communist Ham Sandwich

When two Russian women born before 1991 simultaneously give a titjob to a man from the Iberian peninsula, therefore sandwiching his penis with their breasts.

Juan: "Yo Sebastian, I just had a Communist Ham Sandwich with Anna and Irina! It was the best shit ever!"
Sebastian: "Damn dude, their tits must've been so good!"

by Exz0tik June 4, 2020

Communist Virus

Another way of referring to the Coronavirus with the belief that it is all an attempt to spread communism

"The Communist Virus has made its way from the wet markets of Wuhan, China all the way to California and this has caused our governor to put us in a state of lockdown"

by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021