Rice Calculator

A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.

While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.

Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"

Person 2: "Yeah"

Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"

Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"

by AlohaSnackbarMaga May 31, 2018

love calculator

A love calculator calculates the chance that you and whoever's name you decide to put in the calculator, chance of working out. Got to lovecalculator.com to check it our for yourself.

The love calculator seems to think i have 0% chance of working out with Johnny Depp or Ashton Kutcher. I think it's the real deal.

by Desiree1990 September 21, 2008

Calculated

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.

Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 3 seconds.
Chat disabled for 2 seconds.
Chat disabled for 1 second.
Me: Calculated

by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

Calculatored

Using the calculator hot key on a computer to spam calculator applications on an individuals screen while they are unaware.

person 1: Dude, I turned around for like a minute and you calculatored me. How?

person 2: I am ninja

by JC M.D. January 15, 2010

Calculator Brain

Somebody who can do complex math equations in their brain in a matter of seconds.

Person 1: What is 356x751?
Person 2: Uhhhhhhhh
Person 3: 267356
Person 1: What a calculator brain.

by skmad1212 June 28, 2013

Calculator

A really not so smart Phone and a very boring phone.

Person1- Do you have a calculator?
Person 2- Ya, why?
Person 1- Because you are lame!
Person 1- I actually have a phone

by QUEEN ANALISA February 5, 2019

Cellular Eclipse

an eclipse in which the face is obscured by the cellphone

Tinder set a cellular Eclipse on her

by Barnita June 17, 2020