Cake

when you want/have nothing

Q: did you win on that lotto ticket
A: no, cake

by neutron212 January 19, 2004

Cake

Slang term for having sex with a minor.

"Hey sweet thang, wanna come to my place and have some 'cake'?

by notwise February 19, 2009

Cake

A fat ass. Literally.
Cakin is the art of having a fat ass or a day when your butt looks positively huge.

Boy1: Dammm man look at that cake!
Boy2: Yea she definitely cakin .

by Preppy. June 2, 2009

Cake

A popularized chatroom ship between two people whose names combine to form the word "cake."

Cat and Jake join together to make "Cake"!

by Jeff Rodriquez November 29, 2007

Cake

it's better than pie

cake>>>>>pie

by superawesomedragon April 20, 2009

Cake

Money, loot, cream, cash, income.

I made mad cake off the tips last night.

by resk May 13, 2005

Cake

sex, some hanky panky.

We had cake last night. It was really good.
That was the best cake I've ever had.

by Kia Lea February 21, 2009