Caillou

I’m so gay for Caillou, I want to bang him so hard. I wanna grab that tiny dick of his and suck until he cries. His bald head is an advantage because when eating out a woman he can rub his head on her clit to get her off way better. His dick is 15cm when soft and 18 when hard, he bangs his sister Rosie everyday!

Lindsay:I’m gay for Caillou
Any normal person: what the fuck!!!!!

by DenseCabbage June 4, 2019

Caillou

The term to reference the high version of you. Caillou is an alternate term for "High you," referring to the high version of yourself.

My Caillou is always happy.
My Caillou makes me food.

by GiordanoHimself June 26, 2015

caillou

he bald beauty bois

i am caillou

by yourmomomomo April 14, 2019

Caillou

when you shove your whole thumb in your ass and then fart slowly

Your negotiating is ridiculous! Good thing I warmed up my ass with a Caillou before this meeting.

by fckCaillou November 21, 2020

Caillou

Aids.

Person 1: Ayo man Peter caught Caillou.
Person 2: Um wym?
Person 1: He has aids u libtard.

by the.zesty.boi. June 26, 2018

Caillou

He took my wife

I took his life

Caillou is pain..

by Webster... June 10, 2020

Caillou syndrome

Shaving your hair and somehow being unrecognizable (especially to the police)

Person: You're completely different, Sean, have you had surgery?
Sean: No, i just cut my hair
Person: OMFGC (OH my fucking god caillou)
Sean: Yep, it's the caillou syndrome

by Bomblastix July 7, 2022