When one performs or lets loose what he/she thinks to be a fart, and turns out to be a little wet turd that is squishy and warm between the cheeks. If left unattended, this mush may become rather irritable, uncomfortable, and smelly. This always results in a mess and sometimes may soil one's undergarments. One may relate this occurrence to a real life cab drivers ass.
Dude, totally have to change my boxers I got cab drivers ass.
What in SAM hell is that smell, Brian you got cab drivers ass again?
What in SAM hell is that smell, Brian you got cab drivers ass again?
by Milosivich January 17, 2009
Get the Cab Drivers Ass mug.A cab heater is a term decades old from the trucking industry. A cab heater is a gun used for the driver’s protection. It can be a handgun either a revolver or a semi-automatic pistol or even a pump shotgun if space permits. Most of these weapons are acquired from the underground element so if used, they can be pitched and no link or connection to the driver can be made. Today, any gun in the passenger compartment of any vehicle can be called a cab heater.
Driver 1: Awe Shit, my first stop is on the East Side of Cleveland.
Driver 2: Sucks to be you. Hope you have a cab heater.
Driver 2: Sucks to be you. Hope you have a cab heater.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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Finger banging a chick in a Taxi Cab with your buddy sitting beside you trying not to watch - Usually on the way home after drinking excessively.
by Boumeester April 6, 2006
Get the Cab Blast mug.A beer (usually in a bottle) that needs to be consumed, but before it's finished, a cab is hailed. Since leaving a beer by itself is a form of alcohol abuse, you must sneak the beer into the cab and consume it while en route to your destination. This works well in conjunction with a "chicago", where a beer is passed around in order to consume it quickly. A "Cab Beer" is most easily performed in the back of a van-taxi, although certain species(ninja, pirate, lumberjack, chuck norris) can pull this off in a standard taxi. People who do "Cab Beer" should be held in the highest regard, for it is a sign of good taste and character.
(at a bar)
me: let's go, the show already started!
(both notice at the full opened beer bottle on the table)
me: shoot, isn't that our beer?
her: We'll knock it out on the way to the show, it's a cab beer!
me: let's go, the show already started!
(both notice at the full opened beer bottle on the table)
me: shoot, isn't that our beer?
her: We'll knock it out on the way to the show, it's a cab beer!
by 96rt10 June 1, 2009
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Get the Cab Fare mug.When somebody invites you to their place for the purpose of you paying for the cab, and not sex. You'll think you're going for sex, but there will be no sex at your destination. None.
by Nomad9 September 3, 2011
Get the Cab Rape mug.Last night I shared a cab home from the bar with a really cute guy, and I was so drunk that I gave him cab head in the backseat.
by roomz November 14, 2007
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