catlos

the sweetest person to exist. they always seem to make your day better, even if in the weirdest ways. you wouldn't trade them for the world. some might say that they are a mind rat.

"catlos has got to be the most adorable person in the world. i swear he never has a dull moment" -emma :)

by m.uh<3 March 23, 2022

Catly

Catly is the coolest person because i said so and if you disagree i can not say anything because you are missing out everything. Catly is a person that will make your life much better and could even be a life changer to your life. Catly is also sensitive so be nice to them and take care of them properly, if not, consequences will happen and you will be worried for sure. Catly is also very fun to talk to since they usually know what to talk about and they usually get along with you nicely. Catly is also very talented, creative and artistic. If you are a Catly in my life, thank you and i love you.

-I have Catly in my life!

-Wow! I wish I had a Catly in life since they are very fun to be with.

-I'm sure you will find them one day!

by 20091803 April 17, 2022

ChatLiner

A nigga in the chat on clubhouse

“There’s Chatliners and then there’s Niggas in the chat”

by CHATLINER May 4, 2022

catla

Sexiest gayest illest person alive

catla is literally so fucking hot i want to fuck her so bad

by c4tla November 5, 2022

Catlapitis

A term for when you have contracted a cat on your lap.

I have Catlapitis and I am alright with this.

by Crazy Cat Person November 22, 2022

Catlet

A cat sticking his tail into a wall outlet.

Oh look you have a Catlet

by BadAssMcgee May 11, 2012

Catlock

When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.

It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.

Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna

have to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."

"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna

have to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"

"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonna

have to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."

"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."

by Jon B-C January 25, 2014