CWATL 

A bitter-sweet laugh of approval and(or) disapproval.

Coughing while attempting to laugh (Laughter-induced asthma, you're killing me)
Coughing wins against tortured laughter (This loogie tastes better than your joke)
Coughing whelms all tempting laughter (I really want to but I'm just not healthy enough for jovial activity)

Lamer: LOL your sister is such a nerd last week she fell over her tray smearing ketchup an soda all over

Dude: CWATL so did you catch the game last night?

Lamer: I CWATLd a loogie in my cereal jus reminiscing about that fumbler QB.

Dude: LOLz

CWATL by Cloudz27 December 18, 2011

Catlum 

A gender neutral term for a single head of cattle. Avoids confusion between bull and cow.

Why is that catlum standing alone in the field?

Catlum by TheRealBlueEagle October 24, 2016

Catleya

saucy, spicy and slightly exotic, one of a kind with a wit and humor that can't be rivaled.

Prone to spectacular outbursts, and reasonably tough, wouldn't want to step over her.

That is such a Catleya comment
Think you're tough like Catleya do you?

Catleya by kelliejane February 4, 2010

catlock 

Verb. A phenomenon that occurs when a housecat decides to sit on or next to a human being, thus immobilizing them out of reluctance to move the soft warm animal from their person.

"I was going to do laundry before Mittens decided to jump in my lap and catlock me."

catlock by Erin Jordan June 14, 2008

catloaf 

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. More specifically, laying with all four paws tucked under the body. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick. The Catloaf is not to be mistaken for a monorail, which is similar, except that the cat's head would be laying down, chin on floor.

*My cat is sitting with all four paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is sitting Catloaf style, with all four paws under his body.

catloaf by melissa*f March 31, 2008

CatLap 

The condition in which your (or someone else's) cat settles into your lap, and you can no longer move. It's a serious condition, resulting in being unable to go to the washroom or get your own beverages until the condition is resolved (the cat gets up and moves).

I currently have CatLap, and haven't been able to do anything for hours. Maybe she'll move soon? Send coffee.

CatLap by LadySeraphina December 5, 2012

Catloaf 

A Catloaf is when a cat sits in the shape of a loaf of bread. The cat can either be sitting alone, or in a rectangular shaped box, like a shoebox. The cat may also have one paw sticking out, known commonly as the pop-thermometer, or also known as Catloaf on a stick.

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*My Cat is laying with all his paws under his body, he is Catloafing.

*My cat is laying in the shape of a catloaf, he has all four paws under his body.

Catloaf by melissa*f January 4, 2009