No Random Crits Syndrome

Something that a random forgettable Tf2 YouTuber coined where weapons in TF2 have no random crits and that’s all it is and it has no use at all.
No Random Crits Syndrome may have something to do with Sado-Masochism
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 19, 2022
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crit-spam

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".
In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.
by jubu2324 July 25, 2011
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pointless crit

In games, a critical hit that occurs redundantly and in which a normal hit would have been just as effective.
These are often annoying or frustrating in a game where critical hits are rare and/or generally out of the player's control/influence.
Yeah, I was battling a trainer in Pokemon and I got a pointless crit when their Pokemon's HP was pretty low. I could've used it at any other point but RNGesus chose now of all times.
by kjoshua September 03, 2021
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Crit-tards

Retards who use Critical leaders in Raid and messes up for everyone trying to get the Rare drops from the Crit-resistant body parts.
They include, but are not limited to, the following units:
Avant, Korzan, Griff, Zedus etc
And so another Crit-tard joins the party in Raid and makes everyone's life miserable.

I wish those Crit-tards would learn to play the game properly and not destroy everyone else's contribution.
by DPShiro February 14, 2016
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Crit Stånd

Crit Stånd critt - staund - When you achieve a sufficiently large enough and/or consecutive amounts of Critical Strikes that you experience an extreme penile erection. Prolonged or repetitive Crit Stånd may cause overwhelming pain and/or stiffness in the crotch area.

Crit Stånd is the opposite to Crit Slak critt - slaahk
(Example from online MOBA PC-game League of Legends)
- He will kill me with only one more auto-attack unless I get a critical strike now!
*Achieves a critical strike and wins*
-I can feel my pants bulging. I think I just achieved Crit Stånd!
by Urbanbrenn December 27, 2016
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One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.
Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)
by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018
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mini crit

the act of ejaculation upon seeing an inticing image
I just mini crit in my pants!
by Dante31 October 21, 2010
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