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cranberry flush 

the method of drinking excessive amounts of cranberry juice to supposedly flush weed and/or other toxins out of one's system; many claim that this does not work
Guy 1: "Dude, I smoked a few days ago and I'm getting drug tested on Tuesday! What do I do!?"

Guy 2: "Your only hope is to pull a cranberry flush, bro."
cranberry flush by iCoinedThat1199 December 19, 2009

Cranberry duck 

sucking shit out of ones bum hole whilst underwater then swimming to the serfice and shouting cranberry duck.
Jake hardman was the winner of cranberry duck, because he had the most shit in his mouth.
Cranberry duck by Bashly Gilludny February 15, 2009

cranberry cock machine 

'OKie, hurrd up en buy!'

cranberry dog

cranberry dog by nein July 17, 2003

Cranberry Dragon 

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.
"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."
Cranberry Dragon by ELRooo February 5, 2010

Cranberry Itch 

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?