Cowgirl Caviar

Cowgirl caviar

When a guy gets a girl from a southern state pregnant, just to have her get a really early stage abortion. Then said girl asks the doctor to take the egg/embryo home ,for her significant other to eat on top of a ritz cracker with sour cream and chives

"Babe, this charcuterie board would be way better if we added some cowgirl caviar"

by Rezboy sunday October 11, 2023

Cowgirl cleanup

While she’s riding your throbbing manhood reverse cowgirl and your cream pie her meat wallet grab her by the ankles and yank her into a 69 and clean your fuck goo off each other for the grand finale.

My wife about drown me with my own load while doing the Cowgirl cleanup.

by Eat more pussy December 3, 2022

Hitchhiking cowgirl

When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride

Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!

by Da Man! January 2, 2021

cowgirl bumpkin

A cowgirl bumpkin is where a girl rides a male while said male is shitting

Mandy gave me a cowgirl bumpkin night at the party

by Chody matussin December 10, 2021

Dumpy cowgirl

Having someone ride you while defecating on the toilet.

Adam: "Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to last night?"
Nate: "It was going pretty well until I asked her for some dumpy cowgirl."
Adam: "That's a shame. I'll give you some dumpy cowgirl."

by therealmills69 April 6, 2022

The Frosted Cowgirl

While she’s riding you reverse cowgirl you shove an ice cube up her ass without telling her.

Last night I gave my wife the frosted cowgirl and she bucked liked a bronco!

by Jakethegrant88 October 13, 2021

Stationary Cowgirl

To sit on a dick usually similar to how you would a chair with with stationary or very little movement

Sarah wanted to enjoy a movie but still wanted my dick so she pulled a Stationary Cowgirl on me.

by Kagari June 29, 2021