Balanced Couponing

A way of saying I'm committing coupon fraud and misuse without calling it that.

If you have a coupon for hand lotion but it doesn't exclude shampoo, then you can still use it because it's considered balanced couponing.

by couponpolice May 15, 2016

Coupon Cutta

A cheap ho who often uses coupons in the grocery store or any store for that matter.

Yo man that girl be savin on ice cream yo, she a coupon cutta

by Jose F Campos October 3, 2006

couponaire

a person of low standards and even lower wealth who has a coupon for a number of goods or services at any time that greatly exceeds the amount of actual monetary funds in their possession. a person with the lack of basic shame that prevents normal persons from using a coupon in awkward circumstances.

That guy has no shame when it comes to getting stuff for free. He is such a couponaire, he has coupons for strip clubs, and isn't afraid to use them.

by Banned from Bunnies February 21, 2010

Coochy Coupon

Often given out at bars/clubs; But can be given out anywhere you meet a women. When a girl is giving a guy obvious signals to "pull the trigger" suggesting that she wants to go home with him, or dropping totally obvious hints to ask her out and or for her number things of that nature..

**usually missed because guys are either to drunk or talking to much

John: "the girl I was talkin to kept was saying how boring it is here, and that she wishes she was somewhere else; and how funny I was. And how she hates sleeping alone at night."

Tony: "Dude"
"she was giving you a Coochy Cupon... she wants to you to go home with her."

Or

John " i was telling the coffee shop girl what we did this weekend, she was saying how she wished she did fun things like that. And how much fun it would be to do things like that."

Tony. " Did you get her number?"

John "no"

Tony " Man she giving you a coochy coupon for her number go back and get it."

by B Wheezy March 10, 2009

Sex Coupon

A cheap (probably free) and meaningless gift that is meant to be an expression of love for your girlfriend, given with the sole intention of persuading her to have sex.

A typical sex coupon would be food or drink presented as heart shapes: cake, buttered bread, froth on a Cappuccino.

Another sex coupon would be something like a heart shaped key ring you got free with some expensive stuff you bought for yourself.

by walkin-dead March 8, 2012

coupens

Tickets to buy beer at a bar

Joe, I need a beer, you got any coupens?

by Chris Smith from The OC June 4, 2007

Coupon Cake

Extremely cheap cake found deep in the American South. Typically found at gas stations and other places where cake should not be. Almost always of very questionable quality and taste.

"Yo yall gochum coupon cake for tirren's birthday"

by John Cront December 2, 2018