Hooker Coupon

-I'd be happy to cash your check. Would you like big bills or small bills?
-Hooker coupons, please.
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hooker coupon

A coupon, digital or otherwise, used to purchase the services of a prostitute at a discounted price.
Today's newspaper had a hooker coupon for half-off a blow-job.
by Willingham McDurbanshingle October 17, 2005
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COUPON CODE

A peice of paper or word of heresay used and abused by chinese and asian peoples with the intent of purchasing product for the lowest possible price with the future idea of placing that product on EBAY. Many idealists feel that Black Friday (the day after thanksgiving) is the prime day to get a glimpse of these AIA (Asians in Action). These people usually smell weird too. As you could reference, there generally aren't coupon codes offered on deodorant!
"May I use cupon code? Mi use cupon code!" or the ever famous "I also have cupon!"
by asicu zkrwaswiske February 22, 2004
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No Nut November Coupon

A weak man's way of walking during the sacred month of No Nut November.

It is allowed but it can bring great shame upon your bloodline.
Man: I have not nuted this whole month. How about you?

Boy: I have, but I have a No Nut November Coupon. So I'm still in.

Man: That is fine, but you are weak. Grow stronger my friend. No more nuting for the rest of No Nut November.
by ThyNormalPerson November 04, 2019
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super-double coupons

Some grocery stores such as Kroger and Meijer offer super-double coupon redemption from time to time. This is when a manufacturer's coupon may be redeemed for two times the face value but generally not more than a two dollar total.
"I had five dollar off coupons and it was super-double coupons day at Kroger so I was able to get five tubes of toothpaste for free."
by Marthakay December 12, 2005
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Breakfast Coupon Blindside

A sufficiently effective and extraordinarily cheap way to satisfy disgruntled guests at a lodging facility; surprisingly effective tactic against the run-of-the-mill inexperienced traveler. (However, the well-traveled veteran will likely see right through this strategy)
Phew...that was a close one - he was pretty pissed off. Thank God for the Breakfast Coupon Blindside!
by Rad Dawg July 24, 2008
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yuppie food coupons

Twenty dollar bills obtained from an ATM.Originated in Wired back in 1996. In 2000 they were refered to in Details as dotcom food coupons
Look at the dude getting his yuppie food coupons
by Peter Scott September 18, 2006
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