Couple hopping

When a person takes different couples on different dates in order to get free meals.

“Have you seen that guy come in the restaurant with different couples every week and get a free meal out of it?.... that guy is couple hopping.”

by Vanilla twist March 8, 2018

couple tracks

Originating from the HardLore podcast... when an album only has a handful of good songs.

Person 1: "Do you like the new Twitching Tongues album?"
Person 2: "Not really, but it has a couple tracks"

by Not Colin or Bo April 28, 2023

couple gay

a good friend who, once he or she enters (not like that) a serious relationship, suddenly disappears into the ether to be seen once every six weeks for a coffee or quiet pint before they slink off home early to spend more time with their wretched better half.

eg: ben: "let's get our old buddy cyrano de bergerac down the pub for a few beers"

rit: "you can try, but he won't come; since he met that roxanne girl he's turned into a total couple gay."

by ritesh patel (with ben's help) September 11, 2005

Couple a Ballsack

1. To grab a ballsack gently
2. To grab a ballsack with your pointer and ring finger
3. To lift up a ballsack

"Yo, did she Couple a Ballsack?"
"No, I had to couple my own later...."

by Mr_Creamer May 31, 2010

Couple two tree

Used across the entire midwest and parts of the northeast, it's a way for someone to say "a few" but add more ambiguity so as not to be held accountable for any specific amount. The "tree" indicates an alternate pronunciation for the word "three" thanks to language influences from the Italians, Irish, and Germans in the United States.

I had a couple two tree beers at the bar no big deal.

by HunterQT December 20, 2021

Couple Goals

Couple goals is a relationship that is "perfect".

Ry and Aubin are couple goals

by memeryan October 12, 2016

Couple Goals

katrina O'connell and Chase Holmes

omg katrina anc chase are such couple goals

by lil Gardenhose February 10, 2019