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crumplefingers

when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.
little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for
by michael razen November 14, 2006
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clumped

The result of a errant facial where semem beads are stuck in the girls hair creating a clump.
I was going for a money shot but I guess my aim must have been off, boy did that girl get clumped.
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Clumbled

slang adjective form of the word clump or clumped meaning piled up, or amassed.
The trash that was clumped in the streets, had blown into the corners of buildings; clumbled up, after last nights wind storm.
by Beowolfe7 April 8, 2011
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Crumpled

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018
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court crumple

The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.

The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.

Sound effect (p-thok)

Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!

Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)

Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010
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Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in a poor victim's vagina, rub shavings off of the hammer, and proceed to eat them.
Person 1: Dude, how was that fuck last night?
Person 2: great, I gave my girlfriend a rusty clumper.
by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016
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Rusty Clumper

To take a rusty hammer, shove it in your poor victim's vagina, and rub shavings off of the hammer and into the vagina, and proceed to eat them.
Friend 1: How was last night?
Friend 2: Great, I fucked and gave her a rusty clumper!
by CLA_Bootymaster July 7, 2016
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