A watered down laptop that is used mainly in schools to keep kids off games and shit when they're supposed to be doing work.
Student 1: My school gave me a MacBook.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
Student 2: My school gave me a stupid Chromebook.
Student 1: What the fuck is a Chromebook?
Student 2: It's a retard's laptop for when your school doesn't want you to be playing games and other shit.
Student 1: oh.
by Stupid_Face123 July 15, 2022
by DeadWd November 19, 2023
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by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024
by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024
A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”
additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
by skibussy toolet October 02, 2024