Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.

Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……

by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024

Chromebook Cake

The act of taking a shit on a Chromebook and spreading it around like frosting on the top.

Hello jake, me and jack are going to go make Chromebook cakes.

by Giovanni Enzorato March 4, 2026

Chromebook Challenge

Dumb TikTok Challenge wear students take out bunch of lead and then stick it in the USB port which cause a short circuit or fire.

Student 1: Wanna record me doing the Chromebook Challenge?
Student 2: Okay!

by Random type shi June 13, 2025

School Chromebook

Literaly the worst computer known to mankind

These school chromebooks can't even run minecraft

by Whitboi February 5, 2019

Google Chromebook

- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.

My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.

by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019

school chromebook

it works pretty fast and has a long battery but OH MY GOD THERES NOTHING ON THERE NO TWITTER NO INSTAGRAM NO YOUTUBE NO TWITCH AND NO URBAN DICTIONARY NOOOOOOO but yeah

"im on my school chromebook so i cant do shit"
"makes sense"

by bitchboysaga6969 February 1, 2021

National Vaccume Your Chromebook day!

Just grab a vaccume, and succ.

Me: Ayo homie dont forget to vaccume your chromebook today.

Friend: Why?

Me: Its National Vaccume Your chromebook Day!

Friend? Bullshit.

by zeven717 April 25, 2021