Chipper

originating from the word chipmunk (i.e. a small and cute creature.)

a chipper is someone who is extremely cute.

Girl: N'aww he's such a chipper!

by heather12345 October 10, 2011

Chipper

a place that fucks out chips and burgers QUICK. often on nights out, one might vomit outside a chipper, go in, eat, vomit outside again and then return to your home preparing for a terrible hangover.

lets go the fucking chipper

by lunatic_man July 31, 2011

chipper jones

overrated baseball player. still good, but not as good as people say he is.

no example for now or ever

by Adrian December 12, 2004

drop a log in the chipper

The act of shitting into a sink, then "flushing" by running the garbage disposal. Performed as a last resort, only when all other toilets are in use. Frequently involves beer shits the morning after.

"Mike had to drop a log in the chipper because his girlfriend and her roommate were using the bathrooms."

by K-Don-yo October 14, 2006

Wood Chipper Worthies

A genre designed to adaquately catagorize those people who have so royally destroyed their public reputation that they are worth being fed into a wood chipper. In this manner all their "friends" which they have insulted or offended beyond repair can be satisfied by their slow and agonizing demise. A Wood Chipper Worthy is any person who deserves to die by slowly being processed into mulch.

Some Wood Chipper Worthies might include: Ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends, psychotic and demented friends and family, and other random people you don't like.

by The Wood Chipper May 6, 2009

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away

Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood

by Cloutos May 31, 2019