John Cena

The 2nd coming of Gahndi himself. The mold of what every man should be. Packs a 16 inch schlong. Will steal your wife with the blink of an eye. Can move mountains with the snap of a finger. Has visited the lost city of Atlantis. Knows where Tupac is hiding.
"I'd go gay for John Cena"-Mike Pence
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John Cena

Where's he been?
Who's John Cena?
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John Cena

A random new meme taking over the internet, in which someone says "I am" or "my name is" or "it's" and a man yells "JOHN CENA" followed by the blasting of the song "My Time Is Now" by John Cena
Jim Gordon approaches the boy. He looks at him. He asks his name. The boy looks up and shouts "JOHN CENA!"
"I can't believe I just got 'John Cena'd!"
by Ghost Joka October 05, 2015
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the cena effect

This is the name of the effect that happens in professional wrestling, specifically in the WWE after you fight john cena. You will not defeat john cena. If you do, it will not be clean. Regardless, the effects of fighting him are: burial, turning heel and john cena using your popularity to get himself over therefore combined ruining your momentum and burying you.
some of the victims of the cena effect: Dolph ziggler, nexus, wade barrett, miz, r truth, damien sandow, daniel bryan, cm punk
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John Cena

White not a slang term himself, the self-proclaimed Doctor of Thuganomics has invented tons of popular catchphrases, Word Life being his most popular one. The Boston native has held the United States and WWE Championships and is one of the world's most popular wrestlers. Cena's admired by casual fans for his "fans first" attitude and hilarious microphone work, but loathed by wrestling purists for his lack of technical skill.
Guy #1: John Cena? He's the rapper, right?
Guy #2: He doesn't rap that much anymore... it's kinda gimmicky.
by The Standard August 16, 2005
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John Cena

The Best Wresteler and Rapper in the History of the World.
He Kicks anyones arse.
Me: John Cena You better beat up Edge
John Cena: DOn't Worry that Bitch is Gonna PAY!!!
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JOHN CENA!!!

When you are giving it to your girlfriend rough from behind and then pick her up and slam her on the ground while you yell JOHN CENA!!!
Yo,last night I did the JOHN CENA!!!!on my girlfriend so hard she broke her back,both arms and and both legs! It was sick!
by John Zena September 24, 2015
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