Cactus 

A code for a person who is a prick.

“Look there’s cactus!”

Cactus by Esketit bitch June 14, 2019

cactus 

a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.

hey george do you have a cactus?
no tom, i hate those stupid plants

cactus by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019

Cactus 

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

Cactus by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

cactus 

prickly, desert living, water hogging plant.

there's that pesky😒 water hogging plant that has prickles and lives in the desert called a cactus🌵

cactus by 🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩🍩 September 16, 2019

Cactus 

Your perfect boyfriend/girlfriend that will make u super happy

OMG I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND HE/SHE IS SOOOO HOT. HE'S MY CACTUSSSSS

Cactus by Sugar2 October 16, 2019

Cactus 

when a man gets an erection whilst wearing tight pants. The penis then pulls on the pubes, giving a prickly feeling

person 1: ouch I'm getting a cactus
person 2: oo I hate when that happens

Cactus by FunnyGuy69420 November 14, 2019

Cactus 

Synonym for prick

James was such a cactus last night
Aren't you right

Cactus by The Aussie Fucker December 3, 2019