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carbonoid

The stuff in chocolate that makes yellow labrador retrievers yellow.
Bobo (yellow lab): Hey dad, if you don't give me that chocolate RIGHT now, I'm going to turn gray tonight from carbonoid deficiency!

Dad: Too bad. Chocolate is not for dogs.

Bobo: I'M NOT A DOG!
by Bobotheniceyellow September 5, 2011
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Carbon buttprint

A brown stain found on the back of someone's underwear.
I need to reduce my carbon buttprint.

You can start by doing a better job wiping your ass.
by J Scotts January 16, 2009
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Paulie Carbone

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008
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Cabronista

A person who is a cabron among other cabrons. A family of cabrons have many cabronistas, in the friendly sense. When no one is any better than his or her friend.
My cabronistas and I are going to McDonalds to have pie.
by Nico Naco May 1, 2004
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Camron

Camron is a really handsome or cute boy. He is very athletic and talented at music and art. He has a big dick. He fights for his friends and girlfriend. He's a big flirt by accident. He's a really persuasive person and could get you NAKED. He doesn't listen so he gets in alot of trouble. He's really funny, once you get to know him and has light brown eyes.
OMG, Camron is such a flirt!
Camron eyes are so cute.
by Terrika Field March 13, 2017
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Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.
Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.
by Your Eminence November 19, 2013
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waste of carbon

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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