buttfuckery

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.

John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".

by HeWhoHasNoFriends May 13, 2018

Buttfuck AM

When you wake up earlier than anyone else in your time zone

I had to wake up at buttfuck AM for rowing practice

by Markynark May 11, 2019

Buttfuckalo

Someone with alot tattoos and and yells alot as a result of hearing loss.

Nate asked what does Buttfuckalo even mean?

by The Hell-Per December 17, 2019

waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017

buttfucksville egypt

a term used to explain the place on earth furthest from any forms of modern civilization. used when you have no cell phone serivce, internet access, so on and so forth

jesus christ, i have no way to check facebook out here, why did we have to camp all the way in buttfucksville egypt?

by the REAL toasty May 12, 2009

Daffy Buttfucker

A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.

Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.

Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.

by Fuinernel February 25, 2010

Buttknuckle

hot sauce, bbq sauce, and dry rub from youngstown ohio. usually consists of various types of hot peppers mixed with fruits and/or vegetables to make your buttknuckle sweat.

I bbq'ed yesterday and used buttknuckle hot bbq sauce and today i had to use tucks cuz my ass is dripping habanero juice

by Gravestone April 14, 2008