Butterdick

half-witted whore-wanna-being dankish pig

"What does Butterdick and a mo-ped have in common? They're both fun to ride till your friend see's you."

by crackalackin March 6, 2008

Butterdick

Similar to butterface for women/men, but particularly for describing men who have a good body and face, but their dick is disappointing.

"He's super cute and has a fit body, but his dick was just..... meh. Butterdick."

by wutsgoodbitch January 10, 2016

buttermelon

A hypothetical fruit that exists in the mind of very disturbed, sad people diagnosed with a disability known as buttermelonitis. Unfortunately, many identify them to be synonymous with bananas, but they clearly are not because: 1) bananas taste nothing like butter; 2) bananas belong in the same family as berries, not melons; and 3) any food with a "butt" in it is probably a chair, sofa, or couch and not edible.

"I packed a buttermelon for lunch today."
"Someone call 911! This man has buttermelonitis!"

by redgelatin April 18, 2018

ButterMilkkz

An Anomalous entities that goes with Butter/ButterMilkkz, this stupid fucking idiot furry is the most annoying shit i have ever seen. This nigga though that it would be cool to recommend an awful charting in an online rhythm games. Not only that, whenever he plays fighting game he always run and said "Im not running im just dodging attacks, bitch please. Also the fact that he died to a meteor and say "I dodge it, it just that im dummy thicc" god its so awful, like this fucking thing is worse than my sleep paralysis demon. Fuck you Butter

ButterMilkkz:Heh, it would be funny if i use this awful chart to beat Insert a person

ButterMilkkz:IM NOT RUNNING BRO IM JUST DODGING UR ATTACKS

ButterMilkkz:I have a reason why i died, you see i dodged the meteor, but im dummy thicc, so the meteor easily hit me.

by fuckyoubutter123 June 16, 2021

Butterfinkle

a butter stick with your chicks butt whole engraved on the stick.

did you see that guys butterfinkle?
yeah its pretty cool!

by Rewels June 18, 2019

Butterick Stu

To enjoy having another mans meaty sword inside y

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Buttermilf

Buttermilf is a much sought after delicacy, ripened to the point of perfection, often vigorously applied, or massaged to meats before cooking. Obtained by "Milking" a milf whilst still in the lactating phase of rearing. Careful sampling must be conducted by a master chef strait from the teat prior to collection. Often used in French restaurants on pastries and sausage.

“The master chef handled the milfs teats delicately, feeling for ripeness. Upon further taste testing he decided the milk was too yeasty for consumption. This was not the milf to collect buttermilf from.”

by JKE/ATH November 2, 2008