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bum sex by tampy wampy October 16, 2021
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bumsec
An uncommon verbal tic caused by sleep depravation in toddlers that can appear to disrupt and cause hilarity at formal events.
bumser
A situation that turns into total chaos, but in a way that's weirdly funny, ridiculous, or strangely memorable.
Usually involves some kind of unexpected failure, confusion, or accident — but it ends up being a story to laugh about.
Usually involves some kind of unexpected failure, confusion, or accident — but it ends up being a story to laugh about.
"The whole presentation crashed and my mic was on mute. Absolute bumser."
"We missed the train, spilled coffee, and got lost . classic bumser day."
"His code deleted itself... and he laughed. That’s a bumser moment if I’ve ever seen one."
"We missed the train, spilled coffee, and got lost . classic bumser day."
"His code deleted itself... and he laughed. That’s a bumser moment if I’ve ever seen one."
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buysexual
Someone hard-up enough that, should they be desperate to try sex, they just might have to buy it.
In sex work, this person (usually male) is the client - not the provider.
In sex work, this person (usually male) is the client - not the provider.
I tried going fully bisexual, assuming that being willing to sexually service both men and women would double my chances, Woody Allen style.
Unfortunately, two times nothing is still nothing.
I may just have to give up and cross the line into being buysexual - where, if I desire sex, I shall simply have to buy it.
Unfortunately, two times nothing is still nothing.
I may just have to give up and cross the line into being buysexual - where, if I desire sex, I shall simply have to buy it.
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