To Bus

To Bus someone(or to pull a bus on someone) (V):

To inconspicously push someone into their "crush".
(Derrived when i did that to a friend right before boarding a bus)

"Man, I pulled a bus on Mary and she was so mad!"

by Carltoast February 28, 2004

bus

An extra extra long fucking mini van

T "oh so you just gonna go on a party bus and not invite anyone"
G "lol, it's a extra extra long mini van"

by fuckyougreg December 7, 2014

Bus

"Bus" is the fucking rickety-ass metal box on wheels that takes you to hell and back, or at least to your shitty job and back. It's like being crammed into a fucking sardine can with all the other losers who can't afford a goddamn car or don't have a driver's license because they're too busy getting high or fucking around.

You sit there sweating your balls off, getting bounced around like a goddamn pinball while some greasy-ass driver who probably hasn't showered in a fucking week steers the thing towards your inevitable fucking doom. And don't even get me started on the other passengers - the weirdos, the crazies, the drunks, the stinky-ass homeless people who always seem to be on the bus when you are.

But hey, it beats walking, right? Unless you're into that kind of thing. In which case, enjoy your fucking hike, you weirdo.

"Bus" is the fucking cramped, sweaty, and miserable ride to mediocrity and despair, but at least it's a cheaper option than an Uber.

by ValuableDamage42 April 11, 2023

Bus

A nickname for a fat girl who gives head in closets and goes out with chubby chasers.

Oh look there's the bus! Oh my god , put it away , she's not done yet.

by Andrew October 9, 2003

on the bus

Term used to describe the last day at work before your vacation. You are at work physically, but not mentally.

Boss: "Hey, get back to work, you haven't done crap all day!"
Employee: "Sorry, I'm on the bus, going on vacation tomorrow."

by Cher-E March 13, 2008

bus

1)a male that everyone can get a ride on (male version of a knob "every1 has a turn")
2)a form of public transportation

1) that boy a bus
2)i have to take the bus to school

by Latasha June 30, 2003

bus

meaning hot sex, you use this word when you are attracted to someone yet you do not want them to be aware of the fact that you would like to sex them up.

hot mesikan skater kid walks by. Or just hot mesikan

Lindsey: "OMG. bus, bus, bus."
Becah: "ROFL"

by mama becah April 12, 2006