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Bryan

That one kid who's always annoying you. He always has a distant look when he isn't talking to anyone. Avoids everyone but says he's social.
I heard Bryan was crying yesterday
Who cares just give me my chicken fries
by Clemenlime November 21, 2021
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Were the most cute, loyal, funny and sweet boyfriend someone can have but really hard to get mad but if they break up with you they it can be hard but my Bryan was the best boyfriend but never told me why we broke up and I still love you Bryan and always do
I still have feelings for you Bryan
by Irmythefrog November 27, 2019
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A 6' 3" man who sits in the dark with only candles as his light source (picked by his mom)and seven blankets on his bed, as he gets cold easily. He ives his girlfriend 15 orgasms and loves diary of a wimpy kid. He also loves to gamble. Bryan is very clean and tidy, and absolutely despises when things are in disarray. His house smells like purple fabuloso, and loves hanging out with his siblings. Bryans usually work in the fast food industry, usually in the kitchen because although they are quite handsome, they do not like to broadcast this fact. Bryans usually enjoy childhood snacks like cheese crackers and pizza, usually eating them after taking a hit off of his bong. Has daddy issues. Very talkative and outgoing, and loves to socialize with anyone he gets the chance to. Most Bryans are bisexual.
Amber: "Oh my god I lied to Bryan about my age".

Jessyca: "He doesn't know you're 13?"
by eokoks December 1, 2021
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Bryan is that Kid in the corner watching all gay SH*T happening being done by Matthew Land. Bryan is black and loves to truck gay people.
Jason- Hey Bryan, how you doin?
Mark- Oh Jason.... Bryan can't HEAR YOU HE HAS AIRPODS IN HIS EARS.
Jason- HOLY shiz, Bryan aint gay at all!
by EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH April 23, 2019
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An amazing and thoughtful boy that will never play with your heart nor feelings. He is great when it comes to dating! He is really loyal and loves video games. Bryan is extremely smart and will make you laugh without even meaning to. If you ever get the chance to be friends with a bryan... take it!!
Omg thank you for this! It’s so thoughtful! Your name must be bryan?
by Billies.avacodos June 4, 2019
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The absolute worst.

The kind of guy who had grey hair at the age of 14, but lives a stress and care free life.

His idea of a gourmet meal is a chicken selects meal from McDonald's

Often wears a bra, and sports white socks with brown shoes.

Despite these flaws, he somehow manages to acquire amazing friends who aren't embarrassed to be around him.
That guy is such a Bryan. How do people stand to be around him?
by TheRealTammy April 1, 2017
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He's a very handsome boy he's loves sports especially soccer and he is smart by doesn't show it. He can get cocky at times but he's funny and chill to hang out with. He is one in a million there's no one like him
Bryan is handsome
by Bruhh79333 February 21, 2017
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