Bristol Story

A story that is told at an incredibly random or inappropriate time that goes no where and is often redundant and that leaves people slightly confused as to why the person told it in the first place.

While at a party, a person (usually named bristol) comes up to you
Bristol: Today, i was at the grocery story with my mom and she wouldn't let me buy orange juice. i was really upset that i couldn't get orange juice; now i want some.
(people stare, confused and contemplating).
People: .........BRISTOL STORY.

by bristolstoriesareawesome May 31, 2010

baustista

A nice latino, who is strong and very charmy. He loves a blowjob at 10:00 am. He is great at basketball, baseball, and football. He is also the cousin of El Chapo and is a drug dealer.

Harry: Hey baustista, hows your day ?

baustista : Its good

by The White Kobe November 29, 2016

bristol burn smokers

someone who smokes alot in sectret and burns down to the filter

the bristol burn smokers agata and becky the bristol blem heads are back at it again

by HHHHHHHHHFGTFYSAUAF January 7, 2020

Bristles in the Wind

Bristles in the Wind: Naked , at any time. Fresh out the shower or out for a nude jog. Hair standing on end is bristles in the wind.

"Out for a naked jog again , Jack?"

"You know it! Bristles in the Wind, baby!"

by SodaFountain January 20, 2021

bristyn

bristyn is a girl you would want in your life to always have. she is the best at what she does and will make you complete. if you have a bristyn in your life keep her forever. she’s the one.

bro bristyn is definitely meant to be with me. she’s the one bro.

by Unicorn_kay August 3, 2021

dick bristle

short pubic stubble that scratchs your chin when you give head

OMG jen do you have a rash on your chin...!?!?!?

no girl... I was sucken the d and he had a dick bristle!!!

by boogerjohnson April 30, 2014

Bristin

A girl of wonder
A girl who is and always will be beautiful

some people would say she is stuck up and conceited, but really they're all just jealous of her looks and amazingness

No one can beat her personality and how kindhearted she is.

Girl 1: "Oh look it's Bristin! There are no words to describe her amazingness!!"

Girl 2: "I'm so jealous!"

Girl 1: "Of course you are, it's Bristin!!"

by KJH Student April 14, 2010