ball bruiser

when a male gets so lonely he tends to masterbate so much and hard he bruises his balls at the shaft and his choda area.

"Dude my ol' lady has been holding out so long I've become a ball bruiser."

"Man look at this black and blue spot on my sack isnt that a huge case of a ball bruiser."

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004

Trust Bruise

A bruise, commonly found on the knee, which is procured during the game of trust. It almost all cases, it is the fault of the trustee, and not the truster.

1) Their first date must have gotten rowdy, as the next day she had a trust bruise.

2) "Did you see Sarah last night? She drank one too many pink twinks and ended up with a trust bruise!"

by expert_pronunciator January 26, 2010

Pee Pee Bruiser

1) somebody who takes it in the ass ,but their asshole is so tight that it bruises the penis.
2) a sexmate (female) who has such a tight vag that it bruises your penis
3) some creepy bondage enthusiast that beats penises with odd tools.

"That guy is such a pee pee bruiser."
"My girlfriend is a pee pee bruiser in the bed."

by Farquadicus May 26, 2015

The bruise

To bruise a girl with your penis.

1 "Hey man what did you do last night"
2 "I did, "the bruise""

by Cptneo January 12, 2009

sex bruise

A bruise induced as part of sex play

What have you been up to?! That looks like a sex bruise if ever I saw one!

by osce March 1, 2009

whiskey bruises

the random, small dents or scrapes you incur after those long nights at the bar.

"Josh, youre car looks like its been through hell"

"yeah its got some whiskey bruises"

by John Gober May 8, 2008

BC Bruisers

An elite collective of men set out to bruise the butt cheeks of women world over.
See also BCB.

1."My wife is sitting funny, damn those BC Bruisers!"

2."OMG Sara I totally got BCs bruised last night."

3.BC Bruisers don't discriminate it's black and blue in the end anyways.

by Jon Digi March 10, 2008