Out Bronzed

When you're at a bar and talking to a girl/guy or their group and someone more attractive than you with less depth of character steals their attention with nothing more than a better body and fake bronze tan.

No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.

Dude, I don't even go to the bar. Every time I do I just get out bronzed.

by TickTalk October 29, 2011

Road to bronze

An extremely difficult process in which you challenge yourself mentally and physically as you journey to the lowest rank of a game. This challenge is not for the weak insure that you are an experienced gamer and ready to travel into the darkest depths of competitive gameplay.

Riley killed himself because the road to bronze was to challenging.

by Dildoshaggens September 01, 2021

Bronzing out

When you're playing Gran Turismo 4 and you're getting bronze on everything in the licence tests.

Joe: " Dude you suck!"
Bobby: " Im totally bronzing out!"

Bobby: " I can never get Silver or Gold..this sucks"
Joe: " Dont worry, youre only bronzing out."

by travhave June 12, 2006

[bronze whistle]

anus, butt hole, asshole or corn hole

Last night, I spit-polished my wife's bronze whistle.
Meaning: Last night, I gave my wife a rimjob.

by monshee July 28, 2008

Bronze donkey

It has the same meaning as giving someone a "dumb fuck award", It shows everyone that your f'ing stupid that you couldnt do any better.

You get the bronze donkey.

by Exosphere681 August 03, 2007

viennese bronze

When your gay male lover hums a waltz as he rims you; preferably you have recently defecated without wiping

Last night I paid $95 for a Viennese Bronze

by eBayLover69 October 24, 2013

bronze birthday

when the last 2 digits are flipped

like lets say mine is 1984 then your bronze birthday is 48 because 84 flipped is 48

by grizzlycgds June 12, 2022