bronze god

A person who is getting a tan on the beach with way too much tanning oil on. Women can bronze goddess.

I was bronze goding all weekend at the beach.

by BeachTSLwater September 26, 2019

Out Bronzed

When you're at a bar and talking to a girl/guy or their group and someone more attractive than you with less depth of character steals their attention with nothing more than a better body and fake bronze tan.

No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.

Dude, I don't even go to the bar. Every time I do I just get out bronzed.

by TickTalk October 29, 2011

[bronze whistle]

anus, butt hole, asshole or corn hole

Last night, I spit-polished my wife's bronze whistle.
Meaning: Last night, I gave my wife a rimjob.

by monshee August 23, 2008

Bronzing out

When you're playing Gran Turismo 4 and you're getting bronze on everything in the licence tests.

Joe: " Dude you suck!"
Bobby: " Im totally bronzing out!"

Bobby: " I can never get Silver or Gold..this sucks"
Joe: " Dont worry, youre only bronzing out."

by travhave June 13, 2006

Bronze donkey

It has the same meaning as giving someone a "dumb fuck award", It shows everyone that your f'ing stupid that you couldnt do any better.

You get the bronze donkey.

by Exosphere681 August 5, 2007

bronze birthday

when the last 2 digits are flipped

like lets say mine is 1984 then your bronze birthday is 48 because 84 flipped is 48

by grizzlycgds June 12, 2022

la bronze

to have sleezy sex with a prostitute in the french suburbs

earlier that day jon got la bronze in hooker shack

by Ciaran does the business May 5, 2007