Britney '07

A state of being whereby the sufferer feels similar to how pop star Britney Spears must have felt during her 2007 meltdown. The opposite of Lohan '04.

Chip: The party was fuckin' sick last night, feeling it today though.
Dave: Yeah, feeling pretty Britney '07 right now.

by LouisLouis November 11, 2015

Britney Moment

-to have a Britney moment means to shave your head.

(Your friend arrives at school with a hairless head)
>hey
>>holy shit what happened to you! you have a Britney moment?

by Meghan Riley July 20, 2008

Britney Queers

a gay man seen with Britney Spears, supposedly on a date

Britney Queers are often members of boy bands.

by h. thurber January 29, 2005

Anti-Britney

A label stuck on Avril Lavigne by idiotic teen-magazine writers. A label teenagers stuck in the year 2000 try to add to their repitoire.

Avril Lavigne, the anti-britney, has warped the minds of every trendy sucker for a "tomboy". Avril has started a ton of fads that'll haunt us for at least another 5 years.

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

the full Britney

Shaving off your long hair on a whim, like Britney Spears did.

My hair is starting to look like a mullet, so I think I'll give myself the full Britney.

by mtizzo April 30, 2007

Britney

Britney is THE MOST PRETTIEST PERSON EVER. It's impossible not to fall in like/love with her at first sight. She's so nice, inside AND out. Britney can sing, dance, and has an amazing character. She loves everything happy, and one of the people in life that you will never forget.

Britney: Don't worry, I'm always here for you.

by Surly Wombat January 23, 2019

Britney Spared

Noun- threatening to kill someone ...one more time, but shaving their head instead, sparing their life.

Yes James, she tried to kill me, but Britney Spared my life.

by kyleighrilynn January 24, 2019