A person living under a local bridge (or similar habitation) - usually lazy but can be hired occasionally for menial work that does not require thought, cleanliness or speed - a step beneath the "white trash" phenomenon - usually half drunk or stoned by noon so if you need one - morning is best
The bridge dweller took all day to rake the leaves but was happy with beer and cigarette money for the task, he was the best the bridge had to offer yesterday!
by NickCB March 21, 2007
Ready to metaphorically, sometimes physically throw yourself off a bridge in an attempted act of suicide.
by Bandita1408 March 11, 2010
75% (Ex)Creed, 25% Myles Kennedy, 100% awesome.
Very underrated and talented band. Great singer, great guitarist, great drums and bass. Go to a live show, you WILL NOT regret it!
Too bad Scott Stapp had to climb out of his hole and organize a damn Creed reunion tour- just when Alter Bridge was taking off. No worries though- once Creed (aka the Scott Stapp show) fails, A.B will pick up where they left!
Long live Alter Bridge! \m/
Very underrated and talented band. Great singer, great guitarist, great drums and bass. Go to a live show, you WILL NOT regret it!
Too bad Scott Stapp had to climb out of his hole and organize a damn Creed reunion tour- just when Alter Bridge was taking off. No worries though- once Creed (aka the Scott Stapp show) fails, A.B will pick up where they left!
Long live Alter Bridge! \m/
Joe: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Jack: Dunno? What?
Joe: Alter Bridge happens, that's what!
Jack: Dunno? What?
Joe: Alter Bridge happens, that's what!
by FunSlinger February 19, 2010
A sexual position involving two males and one female. One male penetrates the female from behind while the other man receives a blowjob from the woman. The men can either high five (similar to the Eiffel Tower) to create a suspension bridge or leave their arms down
by TheTrashman January 14, 2014
When a piece of feces produced is long enough to span from one side of the toilet bowl to the other, with sufficient rigidity to fully suspended itself above the water. This is reminiscent of a fallen tree over a gorge that is so cliche in movies.
"What happened to my toothbrush?"
"Oh, sorry dude. I made a log bridge this morning, and it won't go down when I flushed. I had to break the bridge in half with your toothbrush so it would fall into the water."
"Oh, sorry dude. I made a log bridge this morning, and it won't go down when I flushed. I had to break the bridge in half with your toothbrush so it would fall into the water."
by 11235813 March 09, 2010
A mental tool to make a connection between one idea and another, specifically for simple ideas that only a donkey would need help remembering. A mnemonic is an example.
Professor: B-cells mature in the Bone marrow while T-cells mature in the Thymus. B with B and T with T. That's a simple donkey bridge for you to remember when studying the immune system.
Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?
Professor: (see definition)
Student: What the crap is a donkety bridge?
Professor: (see definition)
by Evan L. May 18, 2007
When kissing and your lips part having a huge line of saliva or spit between the two. Usually accidental.
by Lineah July 30, 2012