To be a brick- To have the personality of an inanimate object, in this case a brick. A brick will add boring tit bits to a conversation and generally ramble on boring topics at great lengths of time to a large audience,causing them to leave or find other people to talk to. The brick must be avoided at all costs or silenced.
Tyler Perry: Man, Christine Aguilera just won't shut up about her neon nails. Its so boring.
Zain Malik: I know right, she's such a brick. No one gives a fuck yet she continues. Ffs.
Tyler Perry- she bricked the convo.
Zain Malik: I know right, she's such a brick. No one gives a fuck yet she continues. Ffs.
Tyler Perry- she bricked the convo.
by Fvckutue December 5, 2014

To render an electronic device unusable through a software hack (usualy by accedent or through update from manufacture)
by Aerossi April 21, 2010

by J Miahh April 26, 2007

Cemented cocaine in the shape of a brick, hollowed & filled with marijuana.
Traditionally from the the Mediterranean and middle east, they were used to get their contents through customs.
More recently, a sex toy is inserted as a distraction, and it is wrapped in lesbian porn.
Traditionally from the the Mediterranean and middle east, they were used to get their contents through customs.
More recently, a sex toy is inserted as a distraction, and it is wrapped in lesbian porn.
Person 1: How can I get this cocaine into Britain without stuffing it up my arse?
Person 2: How about making a brick? I hear they work every time!
Person 2: How about making a brick? I hear they work every time!
by MrMalta June 28, 2011
