Branded

(or branding) The intentional act of 'accidentally' marking someone during sex in order for their partner to find out about it and bring an end to that relationship. Scratching, pinching, biting, spanking marks, bruises or cuts, especially in areas like the buttocks, genitalia or breasts.

After seeing this girl on the side I got out of the shower and I was a bit pissed and hadn't realised she'd branded me with scratches on my back! When my girlfriend clocked it she went nuts but the other girl's wanted me to break up with my girlfriend for a while.

by Bob_Bobington February 25, 2010

Brain dead

1. Someone who doesn’t catch on even to the simplest things.
2. Some one with no fucking brain

Bro Jennifer is so brain dead, she didn’t even catch on to my knock knock joke

by Lithium strikes again February 16, 2018

brained my damage

The Famous Words Of Homer Simpson. Also refers to a drunken man or woman who has hurt their Frontal lobe section. Or stuck a crayon up their nose and hit their brain.

"Dope! I think I brained my damage" "Hunny, My damage is brain"

by Fat Ass-Jenny May 28, 2008

brain dead

the link from reality and fantasy are broken. there is no pilot in the cockpit if you know what I mean. the results of too many drugs can do this to you. you can be born this way. whatever the reason, you state things out of your ass without a reference, and you don't know nor care how accurate your statement is.

After I took over 10 years of bong hits, I have been left virtually brain dead, leaving only the cartoon network as a compatable reference.

by maxpacemph March 30, 2006

smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

by Smooth brained mf October 3, 2019

BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

The manor in which ones brain ceases normal cerebral function in such form as a coma. Typically induced from repetitive remedial tasks in which the brain slowly shuts down for long periods of time.
Symptoms:
Bleeding of the eye sockets
Uncontrolled urges to Punch, and hit.
Slow physical response.
Loss of speech and lack of saliva control

Dude, Smith is just sitting at his desk drooling and is not responding to anyone, He totaly has BDWD (Brain Dead Work Disorder)

by flynbrian January 13, 2009

branded content

Long, boring advertisements on YouTube that no-one in their right mind would ever watch

"I just watched that awesome new piece of Branded Content from Dave's Autos," said no one ever.

by whatlofi January 3, 2014