He's the most amazingperson in the world. Don't get rid of him if you have him. He'll make you laugh even when you feel like crying. He'll make you smile when your down. He gives the best hugs ever! He's the type of person to make you feel safe and warm in his arms. Like once he leaves you miss him. You want him around you 24/7. He's a lovable type of person. He may tease you and be annoying but at the end of the day you love him to death! Don't let him go:) he's the type of person you'd want to marry;)
by Cooper04 June 03, 2017
Get the Brad mug.noun. Someone who doesn’t make sense when he/she is texting and never corrects themselves
verb. The act of texting incoherently
(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it
verb. The act of texting incoherently
(Braded, brading) and doesn’t bother to correct it
Jerome: Hey coaches our in LA he says with a friends of his. Long story
Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.
Jerome is such a Brad!
Yo, Jerome just completely braded this text.
Jerome is such a Brad!
by Millarga January 25, 2019
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You owned a car for 4 years. You named it Brad. You loved Brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. 2 boyfriends, 3 jobs, nothing could replace Brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls, and you break into your happy dance.
by Sir Gay of BonerLand July 16, 2018
Get the Brad mug.Amazing hot. May look like a gorilla and likes to suck on his banana. Although if not this feature girls tend to love him and suck it for him. Generally has an amazing asss
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by loves alot July 22, 2016
Get the Brad mug.Is the crazy rediculous kid on the high school cross country/ track and field team that tries so hard to be cool and likes to try to get with everyone on the team; kisses people whose name rhymes with smaylor smalleta; stalks you while you walk home so you have to walk into strangers backyards so he thinks you live there; likes to come up to you in the hallway at school and rub his hand all over your shoulder and say 'HEY GUYS WHATS UP?!'; tells off the smartest kid in school when the smart kid is just trying to give him girl advice so he says 'you dont get any girls, so ill listen to everyone thats trying to make me look stupid'; steals smaylor smalleta's hoodie and wears it trying to act like he is b.a!; has creepy facial hair that grows everywhere like he is part wolf; has in IQ of 6; creeps behind everyone at practice; has a butt buddy!; rides in the coach's car; says he can run 5k in 18 minutes when really its 18 hours!
'Brad! i'm telling you! dont ask her out! she is going to tell you no! he is giving you bad advice to make you look stupid!' said the smart kid.
'you dont get any of the girls smart kid! so i'm going to listen to the jocks and do what they tell me to do!' exclaimed brad as he cackled!
'you dont get any of the girls smart kid! so i'm going to listen to the jocks and do what they tell me to do!' exclaimed brad as he cackled!
by Xcgirliegirlss! March 19, 2010
Get the Brad mug.A Brad is terrible in bed. And generally has a less-than-average sized penguin dick, which is disappointing because his large ego gives high expectations, which are not met. If you meet a Brad, you should avoid the Brad.
Katie: "I hooked up with that Brad last night."
Chelsea: "He has a shrimp dick. And a big ego. And a tendency to not finish me off. I was fucking pissed."
Katie: "Shit, girl. I know."
Chelsea: "He has a shrimp dick. And a big ego. And a tendency to not finish me off. I was fucking pissed."
Katie: "Shit, girl. I know."
by hornyandangry October 04, 2010
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