Big Bad Bowers

The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.

Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”

*shits themselves*

by Doctor Doomer September 29, 2019

bower

A bower is where you wash your body in the shower however you do not wet your hair

I'm going to go have a bower

by BlazeSkull August 9, 2021

Kaitlin Bower

• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field

also low key a vampire

Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!

Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*

Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!

Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.

Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.

Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...

Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-

Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!

Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*

Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*

by Desbrett November 25, 2018

Bowers

Power house, big dog, big dick daddy

Man he's a Bowers. He's no Bowers 😔

by Lose meat January 21, 2025

William Phoenix-Bowers

William (will for short) is an extremely selfish person. Whenever you’re around him he will always judge over people on the way they look or how they aren’t as good as something as him. If you ever meet William phoenix -bowers, stay far away because his largely egotistical, selfish personality is not something most people would want to be face to face with.

“ Hey do you know William Phoenix-Bowers?” “Oh yeah he’s a right ole c*nt!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024

Gretchen Bowers

The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.

"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."

by gretch.bow May 29, 2016

William phoenix-bowers

A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.

“Who’s the most annoying prick you know?” “Oh it’s got to be William phoenix-bowers!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024