Bought a small piece of the bank

When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.

Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

Already bought the kilt

A phrase used when pointing out that someone has already sunk too much effort into a situation to turn back or quit.

"I don't know if I can finish this degree, I don't even like economics..."
"dude, I know you're exhausted, but you can't quit now, you already bought the kilt."

"Why do you even want to be in his wedding if he's such a jerk? Just drop out!"
"I can't man, I have to go through with it, I already bought the kilt."

by alone.ranger July 29, 2021

i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.

I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?

by Esquire Ink June 4, 2023

you bought an urbandictionary.com mug

when you buy a mug in urbandictionary.com

Wow! Look at that! You bought an urbandictionary.com mug!

by BlueboyMakesDumbWordsOnTheWeb March 21, 2023

store bought pesto

Something Susie doesn’t like

“Call me crazy if you want but I never like store bought pesto”
Wow Susie that’s really crazy

by Astrobacon November 27, 2023

Bought me

When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought

Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me

by Xsparky August 26, 2022

We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.

Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022