Boris Johnson

A privately educated Tory with a long name, Boris has successfully fooled the masses with his bumbling but fake personality, I honestly find it hard to believe how so few people see through this deception

Person: oh man I love Boris Johnson

Me: Tory scum!

by Youngling_slayer_9000 August 14, 2021

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Boris Williams

Ex Cure drummer. Best drummer in the band's history. Was in the band from 1984 until 1993, when he left to join his girlfriend's band Babacar. Boris recorded on the albums: The Head On the Door, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Disintegration, and Wish.

Boris is extremely innovative, creative, and energetic. Some of his best work can be heard in: Doing the Unstuck, From The Edge Of The Deep Green Sea, Push, and In Between Days.

"Hey, you hear the new Cure song?"
"Yeah, the drummer sucks"
"I know, I hope Boris Williams comes back"

by Joshawsumsauce February 26, 2010

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Boris Johnson

A complete stubborn twat. Also the conservative party leader

"Boris Johnson is a stubborn TWAT"

by PhobiaIhaveButDon'tHaveNames January 22, 2020

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Boris Johnson

The man that has single-handedly fucked the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland during two crises (Brexit and Covid-19) in less than a year in charge. The man shows no remorse while saying old people are going to die and wanted people to get infected with the coronavirus as a method of getting rid of it.

What a fucking knob.

Person 1: You know Boris Johnson is shi-
Person 2: You don't need to tell me, a pen could be a better Prime Minister than him

by RapoloMan July 17, 2020

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