stalk booking

stalking via facebook; you've all done it. looking a little to hard for that sexy co-worker, or ex-whatever...

can't wait to start stalk booking these hotties.

by the real mr t. January 13, 2009

Lurk Booking

the act of lurking on anyone on facebook

Guy 1: What are you doing on that computer?

Guy2: Just Lurk Booking!

Guy1: Lurker

by LittleBabyGuy March 29, 2010

Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

weiner booping

The action of two penis's touching each other, usually on the heads, in a sexual or non sexual way.

Me and Jim did some weiner booping yesterday, it wasn't gay though.

by Fachumean April 20, 2015

King Booling

The act of booling max level boss status. Being the Alpha within the social circle in which you bool with. To have no cap boolin restrictions on life. To be treated like a King by your Boo Queen in your realm or territory.

Everyone knows who is the best because they see him King Booling that all can attest.

by Hamrix July 22, 2019

Dr. Chester Bootingfield

#1: A person who has become excessively inebriated at a party and begins to vomit anywhere and everywhere around the room.

#2: The resident booter at a party.

Person 1: Hey look, Steve started booting all over his mom's new leopard print couch. I think that he had string cheese earlier.
Person 2: Don't you mean Dr. Chester Bootingfield?
Person 1: Yeh, Dr. Chester Bootingfield is definitely making a house call.

by Dr. Chester Bootingfield January 8, 2009

initial boning period

The initial boning period or IBP refers to the (typically) one to two months at the start of a relationship where the protagonist is able to overlook physical or mental imperfections of his/her partner simply because they are having sexual relations with them. Once the IBP has past, the relationship will either fail or one actually has to like the other person involved.

I can feel I'm nearing the end of the initial boning period - her cross-eyes and halitosis are really starting to annoy me. I'd really rather just play with myself.

by el-dudarino October 27, 2010