I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 04, 2020

bloumtous bonkers committee

people whom have very large bonkers very similar or the same as mommy milker

hey tom that girl is part of the bloumtous bonkers committee

by bloumtous bonkerscommiitee July 10, 2022

Oh my bonkers

When something catches you off guard and you have no idea how to express your emotions.

friend: My cat died today.
you: Oh My Bonkers!!

by bunnyfox' July 26, 2021

Stone bonker

A person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. Person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.

Stone Bonker: If Princess Diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

You: You're a complete stone bonker.

See stoner

by Jodders September 29, 2009

bitches gone bonkers

when all the high school girls start talking shit behind each other’s backs.

also used by the acronym bgb

Hey Keisha! I heard you said Sophia was talkin’ shit.
Yeah, bitches gone bonkers...

by Lil Thong October 14, 2019

Shit's Straight Bonkers

(Adj.) When things have been become so strange, or weird that it nears the territory of being unreal. As if the world has gone insane.

After experiencing something so surreal, all I could say to describe it is that "Shit's Straight Bonkers man"

Todd: "Did you hear about what Jason's ability ended being?"
Liam: "Yeah, like how it's supposed to make his life like a game?"
Todd: "Yeah imagine that. Shit's straight bonkers dude, unbelievable!"
Jason: "Can Confirm! Shit Is STRAIGHT BONKERS DUDE"

by Jay Reign January 23, 2023

Bonkered

Is the moment the person/thing goes bonkers or mad/crazy.

Sometimes it takes two bonkered people to make a normal relationship.

by CoozieQ February 03, 2017