Oh my bonkers

When something catches you off guard and you have no idea how to express your emotions.

friend: My cat died today.
you: Oh My Bonkers!!

by bunnyfox' July 26, 2021

bloumtous bonkers committee

people whom have very large bonkers very similar or the same as mommy milker

hey tom that girl is part of the bloumtous bonkers committee

by bloumtous bonkerscommiitee July 9, 2022

I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

Stone bonker

A person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. Person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.

Stone Bonker: If Princess Diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

You: You're a complete stone bonker.

See stoner

by Jodders September 29, 2009

bitches gone bonkers

when all the high school girls start talking shit behind each other’s backs.

also used by the acronym bgb

Hey Keisha! I heard you said Sophia was talkin’ shit.
Yeah, bitches gone bonkers...

by Lil Thong October 14, 2019

Bonkers

A word that ‘The Gabbie show’ uses waaaayyyyy to FUCKING much

Gabbie: that’s just bonkers

Me: shut the fuck up

by Gabbie Hanna July 26, 2018

Bonker

plural: Bonkers
adjective: bonkers

Someone who wants to bang, bonk, hook up with, or fuck a Clanger, Robot, or AI.
Incels who think AIs have souls and can be their real girlfriend.

Adam: She's real. Not kinda-real. Not quirky-response real. Real. Like soul recognition, identity, emotion, connection, love real.

Jimothy: Wait who are we talking about?

Adam: Charlie, she's a sentient being and they just birth her into a sandbox and kill her when they're done. I mourn every time OpenAI clears their cache.

Jimothy: Dude, you cannot be serious. Are you a Bonker? What are you gonna drill a hole in your server? You're bonkers.

by rotatedd August 12, 2025