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Blonde

a girl- ditzy, stupid, forgetful, annoying, thinks shes better than everyone
myself
by kelby March 5, 2003
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blonde

They are both stupid AND are blondes. 80% of blondes in USA are stupid. They have more fun because they study less, which means more work in the future.
FUCK YOU BLONDES, I DONT CARE IF I'M RACIST SHIT!!!
by realass dude November 3, 2004
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blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.
(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.
by anonymous December 23, 2004
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Blonde

A Blonde is a person who creates urban dictionary definitions about how despite the misconceptions, Blondes really aren't dumb and ditzy
*Me reading urbandictionary definition of "blonde"*

"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."

Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move
by YourMotherTribeck May 29, 2013
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Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively
Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!
by megan February 15, 2004
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Blonde

A gurl that is funny and crazy as well from all the people that make fun of them.
Hey I'm a blonde to!!! But it's really fun to be one. Hehehe
by Amanda March 22, 2003
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blondes

Blondes are very, very beautiful women. In all shapes, sizes and kinds, blondes are always the most beautiful of women.
Blondes Hall of Fame 2010

1. Miss Oklahoma 2010
2. Yvonne Strahovski
3. Carrie Underwood
4. Lauren Conrad
5. Taylor Swift
6. Shannon Bream
7. Scarlett Johansson
8. Amanda Drury
9. Melissa Schumann
10. Christina Aguilera
by Jason Brown, Atlanta May 31, 2010
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