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Black people

A descendant of the ape or monkey. They often enjoy kfc, fried chicken and kool-aid. Beware they tend to escape cotton field. May also be called: monkey, coon, nigga, nigger
Person 1: GET BACK INTO THE FEILDS!
Bystander: What’s with these black people? Why do they always run?
Bystander 2: fucking niggers.
Black people by anonymous July 31, 2024

Black people

A crazy ethnicity that expects you to like them.
To the definitions of Black people that says, “fuck you for not liking Black people.” No, fuck you!
Black people by LinkxPeach January 30, 2025

black people time (bpt) 

"Black people time" is a measurement of time used to describe the difference of black peoples' perception of time with respect to everyone else's perception of time.
"It is 12:15...didn't Tyrone say he was going to meet us here for lunch at this time?"
"Yeah, but he is on black people time (bpt), so it will be another 45 minutes to 2 hours..."
"What a dick!"

Black People Time 

Also know as BPT, is the mean solar time at which the average black person arrives, adopted as the standard time in a zone that includes all African Americans. BPT delays usually run from 15-45 minutes.
Ta'Kiesha: "I'll be there at 6."
Nay Nay: "That's 6:30 in Black People Time."
Ta'Kiesha: "You know it!"
Black People Time by Bodyde October 14, 2011

black people time 

A slower version of time that is used when black people travel.
Darella: Ill be there in five minutes.

Ta'shanae: In regular time, or black people time?

Black people can't be racist 

A cowardly defective tactic a black racist uses to justify their own racism towards other ethnic groups.
"bLaCk PeOpLe CaN't Be RaCiSt"