bageling

grabbing a somewhat chubby person's belly fat during the act of lovemaking until it forms a shape reminiscent of a bagel and proceeding to penetrate the hell out of the belly-button with your object of choice. objects of choice could possibly be a penis, a dildo, the one-fingered neighborhood kid, etc.

"I came home last night after a long session of bageling your mom."

guy 1: "Dude! What was she like in the sack?!"
guy 2: "Totally awesome man! She's really into bageling!"

by piemaster5000 August 5, 2009

Blingalingydingdong

the bling that lings around, while buying a ding dong, and get dong dinged

when somebody's bling, lings around, then comes to life, and buys a ding dong and gets hit on the head, because he really stole the ding dong, therefore he gets dong dinged, meaning.(eg. WOW, look at that Blingalingydingdong).

by Wolstenholme December 10, 2008

finger binging

Kind of like finger banging, but with a lighter touch.

my girlfriend totally gets off when I'm gently finger binging her.

by gettnbent June 2, 2009

mind-bonggling

(adj.) Describes a concept that may appear profound and/or mind-boggling, but only when pondered in conjunction with use of a bong. (portmanteau of "mind-boggling" and "bong")

The philosophical issues raised by the "Matrix" movies are mind-bonggling.

by Javelin_17 May 29, 2009

bingoing

when a man/woman/it puts their hand inside a womans vagina and moves their hand in a circular motion like collecting a bingo ball

I put my hand so deep into your mums vagina while I was bingoing her.

by YashPala11 June 6, 2017

Bingering

a Good old fashioned bum fingering.

Yeah i was totally bingering that chick last night, shit was so cash!

by tbtower January 11, 2011

Bagelingus

When going down on your yeasty girlfriend is not unlike licking cream cheese from the side of a bagel.

my slut's getting her period next week, so i figured bagelingus was better than pizzalingus.

by ReverendHatesDJs January 31, 2010