Satina's ass biscuit after bad Taco Bell, Chipotle, McDonalds, Burger King, and any other food because Satina eats it all.
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If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
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A South- Korean Boy group Under The YG Entertainment Label and is the STANDARD for boy groups, Yg Himself continues to try and replicate Big Bang's success and Wealth they created for YG Entertainment.
Consisting of Members: T. O. P, G-Dragon, Seungri, Daesung and Taeyang. These boys have set the bar when it comes to being a male idol both individually or as a group with the ability to grab hold of the GP (General Public) While serving in the military and Are always the first to be compared to any group anti bigbang fans Stan.
They have been widely Loved by both international and Home shore fans, Featured in large magazines such as Rolling stones and Billboard. Their Leader and main producer Kwon Jiyong is a fashion icon and an ambassador for the large and widely famous 'Vogue'. And is Known in kpop history as the creator of the first fandom lightstick for Big Bang's Fandom: VIPs.
A South- Korean Boy group Under The YG Entertainment Label and is the STANDARD for boy groups, Yg Himself continues to try and replicate Big Bang's success and Wealth they created for YG Entertainment.
Consisting of Members: T. O. P, G-Dragon, Seungri, Daesung and Taeyang. These boys have set the bar when it comes to being a male idol both individually or as a group with the ability to grab hold of the GP (General Public) While serving in the military and Are always the first to be compared to any group anti bigbang fans Stan.
They have been widely Loved by both international and Home shore fans, Featured in large magazines such as Rolling stones and Billboard. Their Leader and main producer Kwon Jiyong is a fashion icon and an ambassador for the large and widely famous 'Vogue'. And is Known in kpop history as the creator of the first fandom lightstick for Big Bang's Fandom: VIPs.
"Big Bang Is a band unlike other bands. They would be the first to show to anyone thinking about kpop, they have automatic international appeal"
"Big Bang is Stage presence. "
"Big Bang, Along with their Co Idols of the time (TVXQ, Jyj, Mblaq, etc. ) all changed the game of kpop as a whole. "
"Big Bang is Stage presence. "
"Big Bang, Along with their Co Idols of the time (TVXQ, Jyj, Mblaq, etc. ) all changed the game of kpop as a whole. "
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