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bypassing

When you're a guy and you're guy friend defers most of the interaction to his gf or wifey thereby effectively "bypassing" you.
Yo son why my homeboy J be bypassing me all the time? I'm sick of facebooking with his wifey.
by iFeli April 11, 2014
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sexual bypass surgery

A surgery that bypasses the sex that you are. For example if you are a male they dont care...you are going to get that damn ovary removed..
My uncles, dogs, neises, nephews, cousins, sister is going for a sexual bypass surgery tomorrow.
by Crunchy Toast August 12, 2006
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cranial bypass

1. The act of ignoring a statement or event which one finds disturbing or which defeats one's argument.
1. When reminded that he had originally been adamantly opposed to the surge strategy in Iraq, the President gave it a cranial bypass.
by LA AC September 8, 2010
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Ugly bypass tactic

Procedure used by ugly people on Tinder, performed one of two ways:

1. First two photos on their profile are them but exclude any facial detail whatsoever; then you look at the third pic which shows them looking at the camera and realize they are a 2/10.

OR

2. First 2 photos on their profile are group photos either of multiple attractive people so you don’t know which one they are (usually being the ugly one) OR photos of them attempting to surround themselves with stootfish to make them look like a 10/10. However, once you look past this photo, you see which one they are and realize they are a 1/10.
*matches on Tinder*
Hmm, which one is she? *scrolls through photos* Ah, shocker, she’s the ugly one and tried to use the Ugly Bypass Tactic.

*unmatches*
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 28, 2023
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Bypass Valve

A little-known and poorly documented organ located directly between the stomach and rectum that allows partially digested food to bypass the rest of the digestive system. When activated, newly-eaten food will be forcefully expelled before food currently sitting in the GI tract.

The Bypass Valve is typically activated by spicy food, sauerkraut, or bad fast food. The result, inevitably, is explosive diarrhea that will contain either a) foam, b) undigested food bits, c) blood, or d) all of the above.
Oh man, that Taco Bell isn't sitting too well - I think it's going to activate my Bypass Valve!
by Clamskipper January 26, 2010
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BigAssphobia

Fear of having big ass
Oh my HELP I HAVE A BIG ASS HELP I HAVE BigAssphobia!
by M33ps June 13, 2018
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bigassnigga

bigassnigga's are enourmous black guys who wear tshirts and big saggy blue jeans. you can often find them in an oakland fast food restaurant with a bunch of other niggres eating chicken and drinking stolen soda fro the soda machine. How to deal with a bigassnigga you may ask, simply avoid eye contact and dont run into them in the bathroom when they are taking amonster shit of the century
damn thats a bigassnigga
by ripxxxniggawasntbigatall July 1, 2018
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