Bi-Winning

What Charlie Sheen answered during an interview when asked if he was Bi-Polar.

Reporter: are you bi-polar?
Charlie: I'm Bi-Winning

by The Actual Jesus March 29, 2011

bi-winning

To win at everything one does.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."

by Sheenisms March 29, 2011

Bi-winning

Bipolar disorder. A psychiatric diagnosis that describes a category of mood disorders defined by the presence of one or more episodes of abnormally elevated energy levels, cognition, and mood with or without one or more depressive episodes. But NO, that's not what Charlie Sheen has or is.
He is ''bi-WINNING''

Interviewer: Some are saying that you are bipolar?

Charlie: WOW, what does that mean?

Interviewer: I guess that .. you know, you're on two ends of the spectrum

Charlie: wow .. and then what? what's the cure, medicin? make me like them? not gonna' happen ... Im bi-winning.

by ll-cool-j March 29, 2011

BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.

Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.

by GuiGG March 26, 2011

Bi-Winning

Often confused with bipolar bi-winning is a mental disorder in which one believes they are 'winning' in multiple areas simultaneously when in fact they've just lost they're job worth over 1 million dollars per episode.

Are you bipolar?

No, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.

by Fogus GuireMac April 5, 2011

Bi-Winning

Charlie Sheen's version of winning.

I am not bi-polar, I am bi-winning. I win here and I win there

by The Wave2 March 28, 2011

bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 27, 2011