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polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore
(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.
by Izaak June 26, 2008
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Cheese Beanie

The "mould" growing under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.
Usually derived from lack of hygiene or self interaction.
Once developed, quite difficult to clean out and rid without pain.
Person 1: Ugh, my penis is so itchy.

Person 2: Dude, check it for a cheese beanie, you've probably got one spawning.

Person 1: What's a cheese beanie? I might go to urban dictionary and find out.
by Ryno69 May 22, 2009
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Banis

A neologism created in the year 2006. The exact meaning of the word is unknown; however, the concept is universal. It is often used in casual conversation to spice up the flow of things. It can also be shouted to provide emphasis on a given topic. Albeit an exact meaning is unknown, it is possible to misuse the term. The reverse phrase, "SINAB," also has the same relative meaning and should be used accordingly to keep the sparkle of banis alive.
"What is Banis?"
"BANIS!"
by ThomasTipp November 9, 2006
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Beanie-nization

(Bee·nee·i·za·tion) - noun
1. The hair style transformation resulting from wearing a beanie. Typically appears as a flat, glued to you head look with some hair strands sticking.

- Related Forms
Beanalize (Bee·nal·ise) - adjective
Dude, look at your hair! Looks like some beanie-nization going on there!
by Deitryn January 4, 2008
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beanie out

I was going to go to the gym but I decided to beanie out
by bumpahman October 5, 2016
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beanisk

where the boom bop comes from, but only after it has been in the presence of scrookulars.
1. Ah shit, where the fuck did that beanisk?
2. Oh da beanisk *in Borat voice
by Wait let me tell you February 18, 2019
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Beanie bride

When your a true blue Aussie and a bride rocks up at the wedding wearing thongs a beanie and a fly net with a beer in hand to top it off there’s no way your man won’t fall in love with you
Look at that beanie bride rockin up at that wedding

She looks spectacular any man would be lucky to have her
by Drunkonsteppingstones69 April 20, 2019
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