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ego-bending

1. An insult/comeback that can humiliate the most big-headed dumb asses.

2. An action or statement that utterly embarrasses the doer or sayer.
1. Prometheus: You are to me as a swarm of ants to a pubic mound!

Bob: Touche! That was ego-bending...

2. In biology: "Masticate?! Are you serious?! HAHAHA!"
by sevenlayercookie October 25, 2009
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Matrix Bending

The act of moving the hands, head and the full body in a fever pitch, so quickly that it appears to bend the matrix around you.
Darin moved his hands and body so quickly, while explaining something, his motions were matrix bending.
by @24k October 26, 2010
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verbal beating

When a person verbally communicates rude words with a rude tone of voice to express their anger toward another person(s).
"Wow, Martha just gave Susan a verbal beating over the phone after she found out that she lied about being with Tom last night."
by Nena1987 January 28, 2015
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Homeboy betting

Homeboy betting (as defined by Shaquille O’Neal on Inside the NBA on TNT) is betting whether or not a team will win, without the use of a point spread system. (I.e. Betting on the warriors to win outright and not mentioning by how many points or the +6 or -6 is enough to win the bet.)
“Hey Kenny, I have a question. Warriors +6 Rockets -6, what’s all that mean; like, whatever happened to homeboy betting?” -Shaq

“That’s not how Vegas make they’re money.” Charles Barkley
by iSuckAtGamesYo May 6, 2019
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Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.
I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.
by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020
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Yellow Bentines

An illegal street drug which is available in the UK and is usually sold by a 'boz boz'. Yellow Bentines are usually sold for £30 a smack but have side effects, such as the taker going on a bad 'crack handle'.

Sometimes known as Klarky Caps
Are you a boz boz? Do you have any Yellow Bentines? I'll give you £20 for a Clarky Cap. I don't want my hand to feel like a week in a lead balloon. My friend got a bad crack handle, ended up on a negative blooty and had jessop jessop jessop.
by Les Battersby March 12, 2005
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circuit bending

Cirucit bending is a process of modifying electronic devices to make sounds they were not originally intended to make.

Q.Reed Ghazala coined the term in the 90's but discovered the idea in the late 60's when a small transistor radio short circuited in his junk drawer and made synthesizer type sounds.

Truly any electronic devices from a pocket calculator to AC motor can be circuit bent to make sounds but th emost popular targets are children's toys like the infamous Texas Instruments Speak & Spell as seen in ET or the low budget Casio SK-1 sampling keyboard.
I circuit bent my TI Speak & Spell to make some heinous noises and loops.
by Xdugef May 24, 2005
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