beerocracy

A government body that regulates the making and consumption of alcoholic products.

"Hey wanna go hit up some absinth"?

"Can't... FDA banned it..."

"Fuckin beerocracy..."

by AlexTheWrester March 2, 2008

beergoggles

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

by moof July 10, 2003

Beeriod

A beeriod is the passing of an awkward, uncomfortable and sometimes painful poo which occurs the day after a nights or days drinking!

This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"

It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety

Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!

Example 1:
Guy #1: Hey where are you going?
Guy #2: Oh man I gotta take a beeriod.
Guy #1: Oh fuck, I am staying well away from that toilet!
(20 minutes later)
Guy #3: Jesus Christ, who just had their Beeriod?!

Example 2:
Girl: Ugh, what is that smell?
Guy: Sorry babe, I'm on my beeriod.

by Kevin and Kielty October 27, 2010

beerial

a cereal in which the milk has been substituted by beer, usually eaten the morning after a house party

the other day at joe's we wanted cerial but we didnt have milk so we just made some beerial!

by gregrrrr September 30, 2006

beerlo

A game including beer and halo

The basic setup is a halo game 1v1 with the winning score being 5. Every time you die you must take a swig of beer. If there is a shutout (5-0) the loser must drink down his entire beer.

Multiple players can play with other friends choosing who will represent them in the game, if there chosen friend dies they must take a swig too.

Person 1: Yo lets go play some beerlo!
Person 2: yeahhh!
Person 1: Alright lets go!

by citrustaco December 20, 2008

beerpolar

When a person has a completely different personality after drinking a few beers. Most times a beerpolar person goes from opposite ends of the personality spectrum. Such as being very shy and quiet to being loud and obnoxious.

Kendra was so friendly last night, it was almost creepy. She is usually a mega bitch. That's because she was drinking last night, the girl is totally beerpolar.

by McGrumpy September 7, 2010

beermotional

someone who gets emotional when drinking

I didn't mean to break up with you through a text last night, I was just beermotional.

by Bresar81 October 1, 2010