buckner

a foolish foolish person, a tard, a loser (ala Bill Buckner the former Boston Red Sox first baseman who lost the 1986 World Series by letting an easy ground ball go through his legs).

Mookie Wilson thinks you are a buckner because you like Justin Timberlake, wear white socks with your jesus sandals, and sport a fanny pack on your annual trips to Disney World.

by jmasilotti June 13, 2008

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Becker

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.

Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}

Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}

Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."

American viewer: "What a Becker."

by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009

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Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.

Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

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Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."

by mfdl September 25, 2010

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bucknered

having an important deadline to meet for your client only to find out at the last minute that your consultant didn't come through for you and either needs more time or did everything wrong

Skyler was throttled by his client after he explained that the project was behind because they had been bucknered.

by leroyjnkin January 14, 2010

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bill buckner

A scape-goat for the 1986 lost of the Boston Red Sox to the odviously superior New York Metropolitains. Mookie wilson (mets outfeilder)hit a soft easily catchable grounder down the 1st baseline. When to the unhappyness of many Bostonians he let the ball roll through his legs in a blunder that allowed the Mets win the 6th game of the 1986 world series. The Mets would later win the 7Th game and pull a major upset and become World Series Championship.

*my imitation of a boston fan during bill buckner's mistake* "hooooooooly shit what just happened?"

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*silence*

Guy1:dude, how could you pull such a buckner?
Guy2: The ball took a weird hop!
Guy1: dude, dont lie...

"I got it!!, opps.... no i dont..... how could I buckner such a play...."

by Met Sympathizer February 15, 2006

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