A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
mugGet the Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.mug.

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.
brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"
by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023
mugGet the Beating my meatmug.

a beat of meat

a singular stroke of the kum kazoo, merely a tantalising primer
“it was only a beat of meat
by rasta badmon January 23, 2025
mugGet the a beat of meatmug.

beat in the meat

huuuuuuuuuuge tits
that girls got a beat in her meat, the beat in the meat on her is unreal
by saizzle October 30, 2013
mugGet the beat in the meatmug.

beat meat to it

A bastardization of "beat me to it" from r/beatmetoit. The subreddit r/beatmeattoit is mostly comprised of shitposting and constant reposts.

In literal terms, "beat meat to it" means to beat your meat aka masturbate to something.
You know the 76th repost of "The spinning chicken nugget? Repost in 24 hours or you are dead"? I definitely beat meat to it.
by 2Fax5U October 25, 2023
mugGet the beat meat to itmug.

beat girl meat

when finally get that sweet ass all alone and she let you drop her drawls then its time to beat girl meat
(smash that pussy)
bruh Im horny af...fuck it im finna call my chick and beat girl meat...lmao
by my fucking teeth hurt April 3, 2016
mugGet the beat girl meatmug.

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