bear

A large friendly mid-western guy who does not like to wear clothes, has an unusually large amount of body hair and is attracted to men with Norwegian names.

Friend 1: "Hey that Matt dude is such a bear!"

Friend 2: "Who? That guy that likes Trygve?"

by Luther E. December 2, 2007

The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
Narada: Oh fux, the bears are out!

by FirmWare October 4, 2008

bear

1. (n.) A large hairy mammal, sometimes, but not always, carnivorous, that often breaks into campsites and trash cans looking for food.
2. (v.) To carry or to have

1. I went camping but didn't lock up my food so a bear came and stole it in the night.
2. He has a heavy load to bear.

by alas poor yorick September 25, 2007

bear

1. a term of endearment; used to address a beloved one

1. Hey Bear how are you?
2. Oh bear!

by Aisheezie January 2, 2009

Bear

An animal deriving its name from a football team in Chicago

Did you see that fucking bear? Fuck

by Mr. Get this off of me, MISTER December 1, 2011

Bear

1. Animal that will maul you to peices
2.childrens stuffed toy, because why not

Why the fuck did you look bear up on an urban dictionary anyway? Are you stupid?

by Jaraden LunO December 1, 2016

Bear

Large mammals dedicated to human extinction.

Bears side with terroists.

by bigshow8891 September 28, 2006