Better Fit

A euphemistic phrase often used by public relations types in an attempt to let you down gently.

We're phoning to let you know that you were not the successful candidate for the job. We found someone who was a "better fit" for the position.

by Dr. Zauis July 22, 2009

Better than Lil Wayne

What every "old school" hip-hop fans say on every youtube music video for no reason.

Guy 1:These people are way better than Lil Wayne.
Guy 2:Brah, this is a gospel song!

by Phenom12 June 4, 2010

Better Than A Wank

An excuse or a reason that guys use if they fuck an ugly or fat chick.

Jim: I can't believe you fucked that fat chick last nite
Bob: Better than a wank
Jim: True, true

by foshizzle9 October 22, 2009

Better part of

More than 50% of a dividable object. Often used in reference to foods or liquids.

1. There's a better part of a gallon of milk left in the refrigerator.

2. There's the better part of a meal in that doggie bag.

by Stargoat August 1, 2011

better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish

better than it could be

Complainer: This movie/pizza/vacation sucks!

Responder: It's better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish!

by mom743 December 4, 2010

Better nerf Irelia

The expression used when a person (or organization) is out of all ideas and have no idea how to fix situation and they end up hitting the same nail over and over again until it is dead.

Irelia is a champion in RTS game League of Legends. While her kit was OK, some employees from the the organization behind the game had some personal issues with Irelia and took turns and ruining her kit. The game is having lags; nerf Irelia. The game crashes; nref Irelia. Thus the phrase Better nerf Irelia

by _irelia January 11, 2014

better count your money

You better get your shit straight before you jump that gun. Derived from the lyrics in the Bone Thugs song "Ghetto Cowboy."

Before you wife that, better count your money.

by dum dave in dc February 6, 2009